On 7th Nov, I self-diagnosed myself as having Post-Exam Anxiety which is a weird thing cos I don't encounter that before neither do I suffered from Pre-Exam nor Exam Anxiety. Anyhow, I have alr recovered from that, thanks to my self-prescibed treatment.
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Nah, i wasn't on any medication although I learnt from my DIP (Drugs in Profile) tasks that Diazepam is used for anxiety management. LOL...
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The treatment is sooo effective that i just need a session of it to alleviate my anxiety. Ahaha... no Pharmacology, Pharmacokinetics or Pharma-wat-so-ever are applied here. Girls are the best in this. The therapy? - SHOPPING.
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Anyway, the terminology was then modified to better sounding, more professional and more accurate:
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.................................................................. "RETAIL THERAPY"
............................................................................................ (Joanne, 2005)
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I strongly recommend this mode of treatment to anyone who are also encountering such anxiety albeit I am just a first year pharm stud. I don't think I got it wrong this time, cause one good thing is, it doesn't cause any adverse effects although your cash will be flowing out. But it is way way better that you got new input to your wardrobe collections than using those $$$ to pay for the medication! Yet, not only its safe mode of action is an advantage, it even brings about positive side-effect- forge your ties with your other girlfriends + happiness.
Here is the monograph of Retail Therapy:
RETAIL THERAPY
Indication................: Short-term treatment of Post Exam Anxiety
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Adverse effect.........: Nil
.................................. Aching feet (rare)
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*Side effects...........: Positive;
...................................Happy, gay, forge ties with friends
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Dosage................. : Take when necessary
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Patient counselling : If notice a hole in your pocket, stop treatment immediately. It is a sign of
...................................overdosage..
Nah, i wasn't on any medication although I learnt from my DIP (Drugs in Profile) tasks that Diazepam is used for anxiety management. LOL...
.
The treatment is sooo effective that i just need a session of it to alleviate my anxiety. Ahaha... no Pharmacology, Pharmacokinetics or Pharma-wat-so-ever are applied here. Girls are the best in this. The therapy? - SHOPPING.
.
Anyway, the terminology was then modified to better sounding, more professional and more accurate:
.
.................................................................. "RETAIL THERAPY"
............................................................................................ (Joanne, 2005)
.
I strongly recommend this mode of treatment to anyone who are also encountering such anxiety albeit I am just a first year pharm stud. I don't think I got it wrong this time, cause one good thing is, it doesn't cause any adverse effects although your cash will be flowing out. But it is way way better that you got new input to your wardrobe collections than using those $$$ to pay for the medication! Yet, not only its safe mode of action is an advantage, it even brings about positive side-effect- forge your ties with your other girlfriends + happiness.
Here is the monograph of Retail Therapy:
RETAIL THERAPY
Indication................: Short-term treatment of Post Exam Anxiety
.
Adverse effect.........: Nil
.................................. Aching feet (rare)
.
*Side effects...........: Positive;
...................................Happy, gay, forge ties with friends
.
Dosage................. : Take when necessary
.
Patient counselling : If notice a hole in your pocket, stop treatment immediately. It is a sign of
.
Cost .....................: Flexible
6 comments:
LOL. i dont think tat works for me. othr treatment pls??
aiyahhhh... sure la the treatment doesn't work for u cos u din take it with any complementary presciption. I prescribe you Herng Yee la. It should work. LOL
complementary prescription?? ROTFLOL
yeah... Y.H.Y is the complementary prescription i recommended. :P It will increase the effectiveness of the retail therapy. MUahhahahhaaa...
u sure retail therapy has no negativ effects?? $$ all gone boh..
anyway LOL u r very creative haha
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